| Sayings to live by |
Men's Shirts |
Women's fitted Shirts |
Mugs |
| I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter |
N/A |
Buy |
Buy |
| Life is short, eat dessert first |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| Jesus is coming. Look busy. |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep 'til noon. |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| Beat rush hour. Leave work at noon. |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| 4 out of 5 voices in my head say go for it! |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| If the shoe fits, buy the outfit to match |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| Heavily medicated for your safety |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| Born free, expensive now |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| Noah should've swatted those two mosquitos |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| I gave up waiting for that prince, bought my own gold slippers, and lived happily ever after |
N/A |
Buy |
Buy |
| Never put off 'til tomorrow what you can ignore entirely. |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| Chaos, panic, disorder. My work is done. |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| Youth is a gift, age is an art. |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| I don't repeat gossip, I create it. |
N/A |
Buy |
Buy |
| Good morning, let the stress begin! |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy/font> |
N/A |
Buy |
Buy |
| They're not hot flashes, they're power surges |
N/A |
Buy |
Buy |
| Born to play, forced to work |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| Work won't kill you, but why take the chance |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| Work harder!! Millions on welfare are depending on you. |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| Somewhere there's a village missing an idiot |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| Sex is my religion, let us pray! |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| Politicians and diapers need to be changed…often for the same reason |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| Lord give me patience…but hurry! |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| Learn from your parents' mistake…use birth control! |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
| Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot |
Buy |
Buy |
Buy |
